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    can we talk about that one part in the bane chronicles when alec and magnus went on their date and alec was about to take on every downworlder in the place to protect magnus even though magnus could literally turn everyone into pillows

    snazzyfazzy:

    oh wow, so Alec gets the Bane Chronicles in a notebook in Magnus’ own handwriting, wow and there i was, reading on a kindle like a sucker

    The Lightwoods are seriously hot people. You are not going to meet any sexier Shadowhunters, and that’s saying something. Because you know what they say about Shadowhunters. Our business is fighting demons and looking fine and business is booming. Some people say the Herondales used to be hot, but think about it. Not only do we outnumber them, but we took their last hottie and we made him ours. Obviously we won!

    Isabelle Lightwood on Magnus’s voicemail.

    I love these quotes. I’m on team Lightwood. Lightwoods forever!

    (via living-in-a-book-reality)
    Alec is brave, and he’s good, and he’s loyal, and like all Lightwoods he has cheekbones that you could use to slice salami.

    Isabelle on Magnus’s voicemail.

    Literally Alec Lightwood in a nutshell.

    (via living-in-a-book-reality)

    aleclightbooty:

    Remember when Alec and Magnus took selfies of each other and sent them to Jace. Because I do. I could never forget. 


    firemessagetheshadowhunters:

    The Lightwood siblings deal with reactions of modern mundane culture in their partners


    cateyesofthewarlock:

    She was holding the hand of a very familiar, very handsome boy with mussed dark hair; he looked tall and rangy in an elegant black suit and white shirt that set off his high-cheekboned face. As Clary watched, he leaned over to whisper something into her ear, and she smiled, her face lighting up.
    “Brother Zachariah,” Isabelle said. “Months January through December of the Hot Silent Brothers Calendar. What’s he doing here?”
    “There’s a Hot Silent Brothers Calendar?” said Alec. “Do they sell it?”   

    artwork by Cassandra Jean

    karmaowesmesomeexcuses:

    kaitoshuno:

    kaitoshuno:

    johnlock-is-canon:

    genicecream:

    that-darn-hyena:

    skully-pens:

    cosmicremix:

    tordles:

    thingsthatsuckass:

    marcovicci:

    ah yes. my gender is blue with pink leg

    so this is killing me cause my mind immediately thought.

    and this is why im not allowed to be part of actual serious discussions.

    i DONT UNDERSTAND THIS AT ALL I KEEP IMAGINING 

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    I feel particularly close to this one:

    THIS POST GET’S MORE FUCKIN HILARIOUS EVERY TIME I SEE IT!

    I made a thing aswell.

    So scandalous~

    hello friends

    It’s just a thought…

    i couldnt resist

    Why am I laughing so much help

    (Fuente: satanfictive)


    Benedict giving his best Gollum imitation. (x)

    banefiction:

    Magnus and Alec making out in a movie theater

    And the movie is like a horror/thriller.

    http://michaelgayland.tumblr.com/post/92735667254/just-picture-how-disgruntled-drunken-alec-must

    michaelgayland:

    Just picture how disgruntled, drunken Alec must have sat there, pondering his epic “Why I did not make a pie” rant.

    "Fucking Jace. I bet he thinks I even know how to make a pie. What a dick. And you know what, Jace? I don’t even have the bloody ingredients. What an asshole. Jace sucks. What does…

    living-in-a-book-reality:

    The Dragon Demon entry in The Shdowhunter’s Codex. I kind of had to do this. I’m not going to erase it!

    Please don’t tell me I’m the only one.

    parasbatai:

    its really surprising how all of my “babies” are atleast 15 years older then me and may also be sometimes fictional

    stttilinski:

    Slow tear for the mortal instruments fandom with nothing but disappointing emptiness and sadness in their souls as comic con rolls around this year

    • Jace to Clary: "I know--I knew that Alec wasn't acting like himself, but all I could think about was you."
    • me:
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    • me: "you little shit dick."